You might be in the hotel industry if...

• You might be in the hotel industry if...
• Going for cocktails and dinner is NOT your idea of a nice evening
• When someone asks you your exact job profile, you lie
• You get really excited about a 2% pay increase
• You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet
• It's dark on your drive to and from work
• Communication is something your 'group' is having problems with
• You think everyone knows what ADR, BEO, REVPAR, YIELD, REVMAX means
• Your world revolves around ADR, BEO, REVPAR, YIELD, REVMAX
• You see a good-looking person and you know it's a visitor/guest
• Food left over from a banquet or meeting is an exciting day at lunch
• You forget what you look like in anything but a suit
• All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5
• You're already late on an assignment you just received
• Your boss's favorite lines are:
• When you get a minute...
• your spare time....
• I have an opportunity for you...
• 50% of the people in your company don't know what ! you do :(
• The other 50% of the people in your company don't care what you do
• Vacation is something you roll over to next year, if you are allowed
• If you do go on vacation: You get a heart attack if you pay over $50.00 for a hotel room
• Change is the norm
• Nepotism is encouraged
• Six months is considered to be substantial longevity
• You dial '9' before the number no matter where you are calling from
• You smile and say 'good morning' to total strangers in the street
• Your toilet paper at home is folded in a triangle on the first sheet
• You answer the phone at home 'Hello this is...., how may I help you?
• You eat in hotel restaurants for fun
• You inspect your hotel room when traveling...
• Most of all, you read this entire list and understand it...