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Saturday, April 3, 2010

You might be in the hotel industry if...

  • You might be in the hotel industry if...
  • Going for cocktails and dinner is NOT your idea of a nice evening
  • When someone asks you your exact job profile, you lie
  • You get really excited about a 2% pay increase
  • You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet
  • It's dark on your drive to and from work
  • Communication is something your 'group' is having problems with
  • You think everyone knows what ADR, BEO, REVPAR, YIELD, REVMAX means
  • Your world revolves around ADR, BEO, REVPAR, YIELD, REVMAX
  • You see a good-looking person and you know it's a visitor/guest
  • Food left over from a banquet or meeting is an exciting day at lunch
  • You forget what you look like in anything but a suit
  • All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5
  • You're already late on an assignment you just received
  • Your boss's favorite lines are:
  • When you get a minute...
  • your spare time....
  • I have an opportunity for you...
  • 50% of the people in your company don't know what ! you do :(
  • The other 50% of the people in your company don't care what you do
  • Vacation is something you roll over to next year, if you are allowed
  • If you do go on vacation: You get a heart attack if you pay over $50.00 for a hotel room
  • Change is the norm
  • Nepotism is encouraged
  • Six months is considered to be substantial longevity
  • You dial '9' before the number no matter where you are calling from
  • You smile and say 'good morning' to total strangers in the street
  • Your toilet paper at home is folded in a triangle on the first sheet
  • You answer the phone at home 'Hello this is...., how may I help you?
  • You eat in hotel restaurants for fun
  • You inspect your hotel room when traveling...
  • Most of all, you read this entire list and understand it...

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